Royal Family Betting 2023
The British royal family has been in existence for quite a long time. Since the Middle Ages, there have been approximately 60 monarchs of England and Britain.
Over the last hundred years, the House of Windsor has reigned. Their descendents make up the current royal family betting odds.
Modern English has derived from the colonization of the globe by the British Crown. A legion of wealthy white landowners has given us the main language of the planet.
We, as free Peoples, deserve the right to bet on which one of these wealthy reprobates in our modern dystopian society is the first to be publicly outed as racist.
It’s been a long time coming.
The Harry and Meghan Interview
One of the plebeians who escaped the fiefdom during a period of Cultural Revolution (the Sixties) by using her freedom of expression, going on to create a production company and eventually her own TV network, is Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah recently interviewed Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and his wife Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, who was born in America to an African American mother.
The interview, recorded near Oprah’s home in Southern California, became international news almost instantly.
Reportedly, the trio covered topics like mental health, the media, other members of the royal family, and racism.
Racism From The Royal Family Was One Of The Reasons For ‘Megxit’
In the two-hour interview aired by CBS last Sunday (which by now has had tens of millions of views), Meghan, a former actress, admitted that the racism, sexism, and criticism from members of the royal family, British media, and online trolls led to her and Harry’s decision to leave the U.K. last year.
Officially, the couple wanted to separate themselves from the British Royal Family.
The Duchess of Sussex also told Oprah that some members of the royal family had been “concerned” about what color their son Archie’s skin would be.
He was denied a royal title, she said, and he wouldn’t be given royal protections either.
As tabloid newspapers began “race-baiting” her, she claimed the royal household offered no support and didn’t even want her leaving the house for months.
“I just didn’t want to be alive anymore,” Meghan, who is also estranged from her biological family, told Oprah during the interview.
Prince Harry expressed himself, as well, telling Oprah that he felt some distance between him and his brother, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and their father Charles, Prince of Wales, who had stopped taking his calls. “I feel really let down,” he said.
On Monday, Harry publicly clarified that it was neither his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, nor his grandfather, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, who’d made the racist remarks regarding Archie’s skin color.
Royal Family Betting Odds: Palace Racist, Archie’s Royal Title & More
|The Prince of Wales (Prince Charles)||+300|
|The Duke of Cambridge (Prince William)||+400|
|Princess Michael of Kent||+600|
|The Princess Royal (Anne)||+600|
|The Duke of York (Prince Andrew)||+1200|
|The Duchess of Cambridge (Kate)||+1200|
|The Duchess of Cornwall (Camila)||+1200|
|The Countess of Wessex (Sophie)||+1200|
|The Duke of Edinburgh (Prince Philip)||+1500|
|The Earl of Wessex (Prince Edward)||+1500|
|Prince Michael of Kent||+1500|
|The Duke of Kent (Prince Edward)||+2000|
|The Duke of Gloucester (Prince Henry)||+2000|
|The Duchess of Gloucester (Birgitte)||+2500|
|The Duchess of Kent (Katharine)||+2500|
|Sarah, Duchess of York||+3000|
Wager cutoff: April 4th at 6:00 AM.
Which British Royal Will Be Outed as the Palace Racist?
The British monarchy has been at the center of worldwide events for centuries.
Nowadays, people perhaps have more freedom to opt-out of participating in this kind of entertainment pizzazz.
In other words, do we really have to care about this shite anymore?
As gamblers, there’s plenty to consider.
The Queen and Prince Philip
Let’s start with The Queen and her compadre. According to MyBookie, Prince Philip is at +1200 while Queen Elizabeth II sits at +1500 for odds at being outed as the palace racist.
When I thought about the history of this whole shebang, I would’ve at first assumed the palace racist to be The Queen.
After reading more about it, though, it seems that Prince Harry squelched that assumption. Too obvious.
Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie
Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie both have odds at +4000. (Their mother Sarah, Duchess of York, is is just below at +3000).
With recent top stories claiming that Eugenie had been friends with Meghan since before Meghan and Prince Henry got married, and Eugenie and Beatrice hadn’t received taxpayer-funded security either, we can chalk those odds up to the modernity of being a princess.
Perhaps, these princesses are a little more open-minded.
Their father, Prince Andrew, on the other hand, has been embroiled in his own controversy surrounding a picture that surfaced with his arm around an underage girl in the home of Ghislaine Maxwell in Mayfair, London.
(The same ritzy area where Queen Elizabeth II had been born in 1926.)
Maxwell, a former “British socialite”, is awaiting trial in the U.S. for charges that she helped convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein commit his crimes.
Where is Prince Andrew? Well, he’s been “laying low” at his Royal Lodge near Windsor Castle, which gave the royal family its surname.
As his position in the royal family apparently prevents him from prosecution under U.S. Law for sex with a minor, could he also be the palace racist?
MyBookie says there’s a +1200 chance that, Yes, he is.
Moreover, a U.S. defense attorney, representing some of the women who’ve claimed they were abused and exploited by Epstein, told the Guardian that Buckingham Palace has used the bullying story of the Duchess of Sussex (Meghan) to remove the media attention away from Prince Andrew.
O, if only Shakespeare were still alive today. Maybe he’d be funding his next production from gambling on the vices of white privilege in the British Royal Family.
Surely, a wager on Prince Andrew also being a racist is at least worth $50.
The Plot Thickens
It’s getting hard to keep up with each of these Earls, Dukes, Lords, Duchesses, and Countesses. But there’s more.
There’s Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex. He’s married to Katharine, Duchess of Kent. Wait. Blimey. That’s not right.
There’s a different Prince Edward, Duke of Kent. Let’s try a list:
- The Countess of Wessex (Sophie) +1200
- The Earl of Wessex (Prince Edward) +1500
- The Duke of Kent (Prince Edward) +2000
- The Duchess of Kent (Katharine) +2500
Okay. The only top story about Sophie, Countess of Wessex, is that her body language resembles that of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge.
Those two share odds at +1200 for being the palace racist. Since these women married into the royal family, I think it’s safe to consider them as not racist. But who the hell knows?
As for Sophie’s husband, Prince Edward (Wessex), he reportedly was the first son of a British monarch in the last three hundred years not to be made a Duke after his marriage.
Meaning, their children would not receive HRH (his or her royal highness) titles.
Another rare sign of open-mindedness among the descendants of Queen Elizabeth II.
The Duchess of Kent (Katharine), however, married the Queen’s cousin, the other Prince Edward (Kent).
The media reported that Katharine led a “secret double life” as a … wait for it … primary school teacher.
Maybe some of these royal family members had already distanced themselves somewhat from the limelight.
So, their lives don’t seem to be as enmeshed as the others with controversy and decent gambling odds in this context.
Top 5 British Royals Who Might Be Outed as The Palace Racist
This brings us to the top five British royals who might be outed as the palace racist. They are listed as follows:
- Princess Michael of Kent +600
- Princess Royal (Anne) +600
- Princess Alexandra +600
- The Duke of Cambridge (Prince William) +400
- The Prince of Wales (Prince Charles) +300
Princess Michael of Kent
Married to Prince Michael of Kent (+1500) is Princess Michael of Kent, an author of historical fiction novels associated with European royalty, who also apologized for wearing a “racist” brooch back in 2017.
At a Christmas banquet that took place at Buckingham Palace, Princess Michael wore a blackamoor brooch, a miniature figure, sculpture, or bust of an African man.
(They were supposedly worn in the 17th and 18th centuries.)
Prince Harry’s soon-to-be wife Meghan was also in attendance at the Christmas banquet.
The BBC reported that Princess Michael was born in Germany before the end of World War II. Her father had been a major in the Nazi SS. Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Well, that’s certainly worth at least a triple-digit wager…
Princess Anne and Princess Alexandra
Then there’s Queen Elizabeth II’s only daughter, Anne, Princess Royal.
Not much controversy surrounding her. (Maybe the palace racist could be somebody from outside the royal family.)
Hell, she’s gotta be worth some kind of a wager, though. This family is just as weird as it gets.
Jumping back to Prince Andrew, he’d been the original favorite to be the Palace racist due to allegedly racist remarks he made in 2007 and 2012 about Arabs and African Americans, respectively.
It’s a little bizarre to see his odds at such a disparity with his sister, Anne. Likewise, for Princess Alexandra, a relative seemingly not even worthy of a bet.
The Duke of Cambridge (Prince William)
And that brings us to Prince Harry’s brother and father.
Racism obviously has long roots within the British monarchy, stretching back to the trans-Atlantic slave trade.
Queen Elizabeth I, the last of five monarchs from the House of Tudor, reportedly endorsed the slavery of Africans in the 16th century.
“We are very much not a racist family,” Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge (+400), said in a response to Harry and Megan’s interview. There seems to be a lot of evidence to the contrary.
The Prince of Wales (Prince Charles)
It wouldn’t surprise me if the racist remarks alleged by Harry and Meghan came from Charles, the Prince of Wales (+300), who is currently favored to be the palace racist.
However, top stories about Prince Charles revolve around his invitation of a black choir to sing at Harry and Megan’s wedding.
With the head of that choir coming out to publicly defend the Prince of Wales.
William, Charles, and his mother, the Queen, all seem to be rather put-off by these allegations of racism within the royal family while simultaneously begrudging the way Harry and Meghan have brought it all out into the open in the public domain.
It would be easy to call out a racist in the family, to shamefully disdain that person into getting the attention and notoriety they brought upon themselves.
So, the palace racist is probably somebody who is used to their white privilege. And getting away with it.
Prince Andrew seems to fit the bill.
But maybe there’s more than one racist in the royal family. Who knows? There’s certainly a lot of competition.